Your Challenge, Build a Better Cyclist

Time to put on your thinking caps. I challenge you all to build a better fantasy cyclist than mine. Combine three cyclists into a mega cyclist. Someone who wins races, is a crowd favourite and also someone who you’d love to go and have a beer with. With all that in mind, I present to you The Cannibal Badger King!

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He can win races on mountain top finishes or sprints. He would be great to go out and have a beer with, and if the going got tough, he can punch on. Also, he pulls the ladies. What can’t this super hybrid do?

It isn’t limited to the blokes either. If you have a trio of awesome ladies, even better.

So, lets have it in the comments below. Which three cyclists would you combine to make a mega cyclist?

Before someone says Jens, Jens and Jens, don’t, it is too easy, and it may tear a hole in the space time continuum. Right, go to it.

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Carbon Fibre. What is It?

The first time I picked up a fully carbon fibre bike, I damn near threw it over my shoulder. The fact that quite a few bikes are having weight added to them in UCI events shows just how far we have come. Really, 6.8kgs for a fully built up bike is ridiculously light. As usual, there are the haters that are railing against the current rule saying it stops innovation. There is an argument I am staying right away from.

So, what is this magic stuff? This from Wiki

Carbon fiber, alternatively graphite fiber, carbon graphite or CF, is a material consisting of fibers about 5–10 ?m in diameter and composed mostly of carbon atoms. The carbon atoms are bonded together in crystals that are more or less aligned parallel to the long axis of the fiber. The crystal alignment gives the fiber high strength-to-volume ratio (makes it strong for its size). Several thousand carbon fibers are bundled together to form a tow, which may be used by itself or woven into a fabric.

A 6 ?m diameter carbon filament (running from bottom left to top right) compared to a human hair.

That photo gives you an idea of the width of one carbon fibre compared to a human hair. For a more detailed explanation on how the fibres are made, see this excellent article or this one.

To put it in context useful to a cycling site, check out the video below.

Actually, carbon fibre is the common name given to plastics reinforced by a carbon textile made from carbon fibres. Strictly speaking, the actual material used in most component is actually Carbon Fibre Composite.

To see how a carbon fibre frame is built, who better to go to than Colnago.

I hope this was of interest. I know I enjoyed reading about carbon fibre. Considering how much of a pro cyclists bike is carbon fibre, it wont be long before we are all seeing more CF components on our bikes.

Feel free to comment below.

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Comparing 2011 to 2012

Another quick comparison between this years stats and the same time last year.

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Giro d'Italia, Recapping the Recaps

Here we go with a recap of the recaps floating around the interwebs. It really was a stunning race this year.

Winner

Inrng.com has his article up on the moment the race was won.

Three weeks and 3,500km make it hard to pick one moment. But when Ryder Hesjedal (Garmin-Barracuda) attacked on Stage 14 from Cherasco to Cervinia he rode away and took 26 seconds from Joaquim Rodriguez (Katusha). In simple arithmetic this gave him the advantage to win today but crucially he showed he was able to attack the others in the mountains and take time. This was the moment he won the Giro.

Cyclingnews.com has a report up here.

Ryder Hesjedal (Garmin-Barracuda) became the first Canadian rider to win a grand tour when he finished 47 seconds ahead of overnight leader Joaquim Rodríguez (Katusha) in the final time trial in Milan to claim the Giro d’Italia title by a mere 16 seconds. Hesjedal finished sixth in the 28.2km Milan test, which was won by Marco Pinotti (BMC Racing), ahead of Sky’s Geraint Thomas and RadioShack’s Jesse Sergent.

Pezcyclingnews.com has a good break down of the ITT times.

Two minute gaps between them, Thomas De Gendt told the TV that his legs were still sore from yesterday and that the course is fast and technical and “he hopes he doesn’t crash!”

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The Giro does the Mortirolo and the Passo dello Stelvio

If you where ever going to watch a stage of Grand Tour cycling, might I suggest tonight on SBS (in Australia of course) is the one to watch. Have a gander at this video by Dan Lloyd and you will get an idea what they are up against.

Stunning scenery, massive climbs and riders pulling themselves inside out to finish with in the time limits. It should be epic. Check this stage profile out.

Stage Profile

And here is a closer look at the 2 monster climbs. The Mortirolo.

Mortirolo

And Stelvio.

Passo Dello Stelvio

My legs cramp just looking at it.

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Brake, brake, brake, brake…..

too late!

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Friday Video

It was hard to go past this video of Robbie McEwen’s swansong.

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A Brief Chat with Mike Tomalaris.

May, 2012. The Giro d’Italia and Tour of California are both being raced. The riders are going into oxygen deprivation on the long climbs. The Aussie viewers like myself are slipping into sleep deprivation. And yet, it seems every time I turn on SBS, Mike Tomalaris is on duty hosting the coverage. Justin Barrie summed it up with this Tweet.

I asked Mike, via Twitter, if he would mind doing an interview to give us a behind the scenes look at how he manages and what goes into bringing us the fantastic coverage, and he agreed.

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NPC – Firstly Mike, thank you very much for your time. Going off the shows recorded on my computer at home, this was your time line over the weekend, starting Saturday morning.

Sat May 19 07:00 – 09:05 Live coverage stage 6 Tour of California
Sat May 19 18:00 – 18:30 Giro d’Italia Stage 13 highlights (pre recorded I assume)
Sat May 19 23:10 – 02:00 Live coverage stage 14 Giro d’Italia
Sun May 20 07:00 – 09:00 Live coverage stage 7 Tour of California
Sun May 20 17:00 – 18:00 Cycling Central (pre recorded)
Sun May 20 18:00 – 18:30 Giro d’Italia Stage 14 highlights
Sun May 20 23:10 – 02:00 Live coverage stage 15 Giro d’Italia
Mon May 21 03:00 – 05:00 Live coverage stage 8 Tour of California

13 hours and 45 mins of air time. Now I realise you aren’t on screen all that time, but I imagine you are still working hard taking notes, Tweeting and analysing the races. How did you manage it all?

MT – When you have a passion for TV and cycling it’s not difficult to squeeze it all in no matter the length of time or the hours of the day. The time differences between Australia and California and Italy (for the Giro) ensures some long nights but that’s just the way it is and the SBS team is committed. Lucky for me as soon as I see lay my head down on a pillow after a long overnight session, I’m normally fall sound asleep in seconds.

 

 

NPC – Can you give us an idea what is happening behind the scenes before you go to air? How long prior to the On Air sign lighting up do you get to the studios?

MT – The team of Scott Sunderland, Matt Keenan, Scott McGrory, my producer Stuart Randall and myself usually arrive into the SBS offices at Artarmon at around 7pm, while the production crew consisting of camera operators, floor managers, make-up artist, directors etc arrive at 8pm. If I’m rostered to present the sport segment in World News Australia (as is normally the case on Friday and Saturday) I arrive ay 6pm. We use the hours before air-time tossing around discussion points and “surf the net” for the latest news and updates.

 

 

NPC – You had two very different experts working with you in Scott Sunderland, for the Giro, and Henk Vogels for the Tour of California, do they get involved in the production of the coverage? Does it make a difference to you who you work with be it in the studio or outside broadcast?

MT – I’ve observed that both are very different when it comes to performing the skill of “analyst”. Scott tends to do most of his research at his hotel before arriving to the SBS studios while Henk plonks himself in front of a computer when arriving and accumulates as much information as possible. In terms of being involved in production that is not necessary for broadcasts that are done from Sydney studio as the network simply takes the live feed from the host broadcaster (USA and Italy in this case.) However when we are on location, the on-air talent such as David McKenzie and Kate Bates (as will be the case at this year’s Tour de France) are heavily involved producing small video packages that may include riders and teams or they may be asked to do a a “piece to camera.”

Mike Tomalaris and Scott Sunderland 2012 Giro d"italia

 

 

NPC – Can you tell us what is actually happening in the studio when the live pictures are being shown? There seemed to be a hairy moment, I think it was Saturday night or Sunday morning when the feed dropped out. Do you need to stay at the desk for the length of the show?

MT – Trick or “hairy moments” are rare but when they happen we’re ready for the worst. Scott and I tend to stay bolted to our chairs at the studio desk watching the feed from a large screen while Henk tends to move a round a little to stretch his legs. We all get on very well and crack some jokes or poke fun at an image that may take our fancy. There’s a lot of fun and games the viewer doesn’t get to see.

 

NPC – Is there any communications between the commentary team of Matthew Keenan and Scott McGrory? I know you told me over the weekend they are behind a brick wall, but is there any banter during ad breaks?

MT – Not banter at all. Scott and Matt are perched in a small and dark booth, the size of a phone box calling the race from a small monitor. We don’t see either of them until they emerge from the commentary position after each race. We tend tend to meet in “green room” and review what we’ve just seen.

 

 

NPC – Having read Ned Boulting’s terrific book, “How I Won the Yellow Jumper: Dispatches from the Tour de France”, spending a month in France in July is a bit more work than most people realise. Can you tell us how many people from SBS go to France, and how long does it take to plan a production like that?

MT – The team from SBS Australia that travels to cover the Tour de France is very small compared to the other foreign TV networks on location. In 2012, the number that will make-up the SBS team will total eight. Doesn’t sound like much (and it isn’t) but it’s a 200% increase from the first years I covered Le Tour during the 1990s. Yet, it but pales into insignificance when comparing to Versus (USA) – 70 staff, Belgium TV – 30 staff, France TV (host broadcasters) – 500 staff. Mind you apart from the crew of eight from SBS in France, there is a dozen or so more working through the night behind the scenes from the Sydney studio.

Behind the scenes with Tomo:

Behind the scenes with Tomo

 

 

NPC – There must be times, especially in France, when something happens on air that gives you a giggle. I am thinking of TanMan flicking everyone the bird last year with his microphone technique. Have you ever come close to losing it on camera?

MT – I didn’t realise TanMan was “flicking the bird” until it was brought to our attention after the stage. I have come to “losing it” on camera many times but that only tends to happen in the relative quietness of a studio especially when a camera operator may have told a joke seconds before going on air. It’s a different scenario and environment when we’re on location in France and the adrenaline of what is happening around you dominates. Although I always make it a point to cater for our audience watching from home, at Le Tour you tend to be oblivious to any situations that may be happening around you, except for the bike race itself.

 

 

NPC – Away from the studio, how often do you get to ride your bike and can you tell us what sort of bike it is? I have a vague recollection that it is a carbon fibre Colnago.

MT – I still have the Colnago I bought in 2003. I love it although it may be time to get a new one as I’m constantly being ribbed by my clubbie mates who pay me out. I’m thinking of upgrading sometime this year although I like the look of the Argon also.

 

 

NPC – Thanks Mike for giving me a piece of your time and giving the cycling fans a bit of an insight into what goes on behind the scenes. Also for your and SBS’s great work over the past 20 years in promoting cycling on TV. Cycling fans like myself really appreciate it.

MT – No problem Norbs. Always to help loyal viewers like yourself who have enjoyed the ride with us. We are very fortunate to have a management who believes in world cycling whether it’s the Tour de France or other events such as Paris-Roubaix, Giro d’Italia, the Tour of California.

 

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The norbs Guide to Watching a Grand Tour in Australia.

This guide is intended mainly for the dedicated Australian cycling fan (although, it can be adapted to other sports) who has to stay up into the wee small hours if he or she is to participate in the live viewing experience of a Grand Tour, or other major race in Europe. Races like the spring classics shouldn’t need this level of dedication, after all, it is usually only the one night. The grand Tours are a 3 week stretch, luckily, with a couple of rest days included.

The dedicated Aussie cycling fan can even see a fair amount of Grand Tour stages on free to air TV thanks to the wonderful coverage provided by SBS. For the Giro and Vuelta, there is a smattering of live stages, and for the rest of the time there is Steephill.tv or cyclingfans.com for live streaming.

So, how do you mange to survive the three weeks of the one Grand Tour most watched, the Tour de France, where all stages are live on SBS. Well, having done it a few times myself, I present to you my tips for helping you keep the eyes open til the closing credits.

#1. Never, ever assume the horizontal! I can’t stress that enough. I assume most people will be watching the race for the maillot jaune from their couch. If you do, I’m betting you wont last the first week before dropping off to the land of nod. It seems a lot of amateurs put the heater on, grab a blanket and bask in the warming glow of their 52″ LCD with the sound down so as not to wake the sane person in the house. To these people I say “You’re doing it wrong!”

Rookie Error.

I cant stress it enough, don’t get too comfortable. It is a rookie error. Even seated at your computer, make sure your feet stay a good 600mm below your head! You have been warned.

#2. Cold feet are your friend. It is July in Australia and depending on where you live, it can get pretty coolish at night. Use this as an ally. Keep the Ugg boots in the shoe rack and nude up the toes. The benefit here is that it gives you something to do which will help you stay awake.

Cold Feet are Good Feet.

You stay awake by not getting comfortable. Continually swapping the foot you are sitting on keeps you awake. And, it helps stretch those muscles that stretch when you sit on your own foot. Please, only one foot at a time.

#3. DeCaf tea. Because decaf coffee tastes like some one has boiled the water from the pool in old peoples home up the road. Having a hot beverage late at night is only bad if it is Horlicks. Make sure it is steaming hot, like thermo nuclear hot. That blister on the bottom lip or tongue will keep your mind off falling asleep.

Mung Bean and Lentil Chai.

Best to if the tea is something exotic, you know, something like tree bark infused with the tears of ants. The fact this tea exists will keep you awake for hours.

#4. Headphones. And, like Robin Williams character in Good Morning Vietnam said, “PLAY IT LOUD, OK!” Headphones come in very handy. Firstly, you can hear every little whoop whoop whoop of the helicopter blades as they blow the bejesus out of a poor French farmers crops. Also, they will stop you dropping off when that Skoda ad appears during an ad break. And it will appear!

Loud = Good

 

Oh, and make sure they are wired headphones. That way, if you do manage to doze off and roll over to get comfortable, the feeling of being garroted should snap you back awake.

#5. Food. I can’t stress this enough. The exotic hessian and sawdust tea will only do so much. You need sustenance. It might be a bit late to be snacking down on a bag of Snakes or Clinkers. But don’t let that stop you from some good old Vegemite crumpets. Even better with melted cheese on top.

Vegemite and Chocoalte Milk

If you can’t stomach Vegemite, well, don’t be calling yourself an Aussie.

#6. Twitter. There is nothing like following some of the cycling royalty on Twitter. @inrng and even the face of Aussie cycling on TV @miketomalaris All are worth following during a bike race.

Mr Cycling on Aussie TV

Whether you want serious analysis or snark, it is all out there on Twitter. Search for hashtags for each race. #giro, #tdf etc etc

#7. Place a bet, a large one. Nothing keeps you on the edge of your seat like putting next weeks rent on one of the Schlecks finishing in the top 180 in the ITT.

Damn Frandy!

Best not to take tips from most of the SBS team. Tomo especially!

#8. Take some leave. Every year for the past 4 I have had the last week of the TdF off work. It is a pretty drastic measure, but it certainly makes it easier if you can grab a nana nap from about 1PM to 10PM before coverage starts.

Nana Naps

It is also a great time to get out on your bike and try and match the antics of the race the night before.
So there you have it dear reader. There is no excuse for falling asleep at 1:30am whilst watching Voeckler drive the french ladies mad with his tongue antics.

Update : Since I wrote this piece, I have done another along the same lines for RIDE magazine. Check it out here.

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This Mornings Commute

It was pretty cold, but everything seems to look better in the morning golden light. here are some cows in the mist.

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