The Rego Debate

Just a warning first up. There is some fruity language coming up, if you are easily offended, please don’t keep reading.

I think I have discovered a new law. I shall call it the GoPro/Dickhead Inverse law. It goes like this.

The chances of having a run in with a dickhead in a car is inversely proportional to the GoPro being on. (I have read that a dozen times now and have no idea if it makes sense anymore).

I propose this theory because it seems like I have the most trouble with car drivers when I have either left the GoPro at home, or the batteries have run out. Today’s incident happened 3 minutes after the battery died according to the Garmin track.

Today’s incident was as ludicrous as it was enraged. I have prepared a little diagram to help me explain goings on.

Now, this section of road has caught me out more than once, so I am pretty careful when approaching it. In the diagram above, I am the orange arrow. The green arrow is Captain Dickhead, and the yellow circle is where he lost his shit.

As you can just see from the image above, the area inside the yellow circle has the road narrowing to help calm the traffic in this area. As a rule, I go to the centre of the road when riding through these to stop people trying to squeeze by.

Here is how today played out. As I approached the street that Captain Dickhead was in, I looked over my shoulder and there was a car just behind me. It went past me just as I cleared the street on the left. I committed to the centre of the lane as I went between the traffic islands.

I then heard a massive roar of an engine and squealing of tyres as Captain Dickhead obviously floored it and laid rubber all the way around the corner. I had already committed to the centre of the lane, as he roared up behind me and had to brake hard. As soon as was safe, I went back to the left of the white line on the edge of the road. I was just about to raise my hand to acknowledge him, when he accelerated past me.

Then the fun began. As you can see, he swerved to the left and locked his brakes. I had no where to go so had to stop.

“Hey you poof, get off the fucking road, you don’t pay rego!” came bellowing out of the window. I am not sure how he could determine my sexual orientation from our 20 second exchange. It seems to me that the average gay gentleman wouldn’t be seen dead in orange and blue lycra. And actually, I do pay rego, but he seemed in to much of a hurry to want to exchange thoughts.

Now those of you with a keen eye will have noticed I used the word ludicrous earlier. The absolute pearl in this anecdotal oyster was revealed as he drove off in a plume of blue smoke. On the back of his clapped out green Ford Falcon was a cardboard number plate with TRAFFIC written on it. Could this possibly mean that his car wasn’t registered either? If so, maybe this incident was equal parts enraged, ludicrous and hypocritical. Who knows?

As for me, I think I will try this look next time I ride my bike.

That might throw people. 🙂

Posted in General Cycling Info | Tagged , , , | 2 Comments

Friday Videos – Return Of The Videos

Well there are so many videos to catch up on, why not have a second helping. And what better way to start than watching MTBer after MTBer go on their arse.

Inside the character and culture of Mavic from Mavic on Vimeo.

“Half The Road” trailer from kevin tokstad on Vimeo.

Posted in General Cycling Info | Tagged , | Comments Off on Friday Videos – Return Of The Videos

Friday Videos

They are back. Thanks for all the messages asking about them. And for Andy @hells500 talking them up. I hope this lot help you through your Friday.

Ride safe this weekend.

Posted in My Rides | Tagged | 1 Comment

The Trials and Tribulations of a Non Pro Photographer.

This post started out as a bit of fun on the Twitters, but there was a good reaction there, so I will give a little more detail of what it is like to photograph a bike race as someone who doesn’t do it as a living.

First, a little background. I was lucky enough to get a couple of media passes. One through RIDE magazine and one with the Velocast. The Velocast one was a photographer. Both gave me the same access, to the start line and to the media centre.

Better access than I had last year, which would make for some interesting interactions with riders and other cycling luminaries. I should take a moment to thank both Rob Arnold at RIDE and John and Scott at the Velocast for giving me this opportunity.

Now, on with the story.

I got back from Adelaide on Monday, and started trawling through my photos, all 4958 of them. I love taking photos, processing them, isn’t my favourite past time. The first one to go up was this shot of Caleb Ewan and Cadel Evans at the Peoples Choice Classic on the Sunday night before the race.

I am still undecided about that shot. Shot between a bunch of punters, it was one of those moments where you just have to mash the shutter button and hope.

As reported on Twitter, there would be a mass of black and white shots to come, but when you have the sun blasting over your shoulder, it is best to use the golden light of the afternoon.

Cadel is looking a little bemused at all the attention he is getting.

The biggest issue with shooting at this race was the massive crowd and lack of media areas. This is the result.

There are also occasions it works. Showing the crowd and framing the rider. This shot from stage one.

Or showing the crowds interaction with the riders. Gerro takes stage one.

That shot is a pretty heavy crop, but I am happy with it considering how far I was from the finish.

The biggest advantage of the start line access is getting photos you may not normally be able to get.

Andree looking pretty chilled out before stage two. You can also get clearer access to the heavy hitters of the sport. Here are two legends of the Australia women’s cycling scene.

Anna Meares and Kate Bates. When I say clearer, it is all relative. I had a shot framed of them having a hug, but someone walked in front of me and all I got was a blue and white Skoda hat.

Out on the road it is a very different story. Just finding places to get good clear shots can be fun. It would also be easier if you knew the area.

On the Corkscrew stage, I drove up the back of the KOM point, but got to a point where there were that many cyclists on the road, all going to the same point, that I abandoned that idea and found a different spot about halfway down the hill and set up there with a few others.

We weren’t alone.

Having no phone coverage, we had no idea who would get over the top first. Here was my first shot of the leader.

I am a little disappointment that I didn’t catch him quicker, but he came out of that corner so fast! As he zoomed by, I managed this shot.

One of my favourites of the race.

There are times when you have to try something different. I was laying in a drainage ditch to get this shot. It didn’t turn out as well as I had hoped.

This shot however, turned out way better than I expected.

That said, I have had virtually no feedback about it. I expect it is one of those shots where the story of taking it is better than the actual shot. I took the above shot from the hip as I walked across the road.

There are other times when the subject of the photo generates more buzz than the photo itself. This shot of Jens grinding up Willunga Hill got retweet after retweet on Twitter.

As usual, the finish line is a great spot, but I don’t have media credentials there, so I am amongst the punters like everyone else. It is about trying to predict where the riders will come to a stop. Here are three shots I am happy with at the end of the Willunga Hill stage.

The riders had turned themselves inside out on the climb. Stage winner, race winner and Natthan Haas.

And just before you get too carried away thinking all those photos worked out ok, here is just a few examples of the duds, and there were plenty of them.

I hope that gives you a small insight of what it is like to take a bunch of photos at a bike race.

It is rewarding, frustrating, exhausting and above all, fun.

There will be full galleries up later this week, once I have gotten over this man flu and sorted all the photos out.

Thanks for reading.

Posted in Pro Cycling | Tagged , , | 1 Comment

AntVision™ Stage 3 Tour Down Under

Here is yesterdays video. Sadly, today, on stage 4, I forgot the GoPro.

 

 

AntVision™ Stage 3 Tour Down Under from Todd Norbury on Vimeo.

Posted in Pro Cycling | Tagged , , | Comments Off on AntVision™ Stage 3 Tour Down Under

A Few Teaser Photos

A quick few photos from the Tour Down Under so far. To find out why it has been slow, check this link.

Posted in Pro Cycling | Tagged , , | Comments Off on A Few Teaser Photos

AntVision™ Stage 2 Tour Down Under

There will be a second one linked here once it has uploaded.

This one from the start at Prospect.

AntVision – Tour Down Under – Stage 2 from Todd Norbury on Vimeo.

This one from Checker Hill. Boy it is steep.

AntVision – Tour Down Under – Stage 2 – Part 2 from Todd Norbury on Vimeo.

Posted in Pro Cycling | Tagged , , , , | Comments Off on AntVision™ Stage 2 Tour Down Under

AntVision™ Stage 1 Tour Down Under

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to watch a pro bike race from the point of view of an ant? I bet you haven’t. It is things like this that keep me up at night.

Well wonder no more dear reader, for Non pro Cycling presents, AntVision™.

AntVision – Tour Down Under – Stage 1 from Todd Norbury on Vimeo.

If there are enough people like it, I will try and do it every day.

Posted in Pro Cycling | Tagged , , | Comments Off on AntVision™ Stage 1 Tour Down Under

The Baby Brother to this Blog

With the Tour Down Under nearly here, I have been trying to figure out the best way to capture bits of news whilst on the go. A few people suggested Tumblr, so I have jumped on board.

http://nonprocycling.tumblr.com/

This will be for assorted bits of info that I like but wouldn’t normally make it to this blog.

There will be a few tweaks as I get my head around it, but it should be running by the time I hit Radelaide.

It will be over there on the right side of the page, right up the top. 🙂

Posted in General Cycling Info | 2 Comments

Australian National Road Race results (Spoiler)

Simon Gerrans gets to the line just in front of Cadel Evans and Richie Porte.

That is a strong podium.

Terrific race.

Posted in Pro Cycling | Tagged , , , | Comments Off on Australian National Road Race results (Spoiler)